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by Terrance Dicks
DOCTOR WHO AND THE PLANET OF THE SPIDERS

First published 16 October 1975*, between Planet of Evil Parts Three and Four

*http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_and_the_Planet_of_the_Spiders_(novelisation)

"nice, nippy little thing, a pleasure to drive"

So, how gleeful is Dicks to be killing Pertwee off? Not that gleeful to be honest. If anything, it’s quite portentous and dignified. ‘I’ve got a feeling I’m about to be faced with the worst threat, the greatest danger, of my entire life’ he says, about a third of the way through, and so it turns out. But it doesn’t feel like it. There’s certainly some nice details, such as the fact his responsibility for the death of Clegg early on is what forces him into the adventure or, towards the end, when he knows it’s all over for both the story and him and ‘stumbled away’, weakened but keen not ‘to spend whatever time was left to him’ watching the villain of the piece die.

 

The problem is that the reasons why this is such a terrible threat and danger are really rather sketchy. There’s a moment, approaching the final confrontation, that hints it might bring everything into focus – ‘What is it that you most fear?’ K’anpo asks, and the Doctor sighs, seemingly understanding what it is he must do thanks to this question. What he does is return the crystal to the cave of the Great One, which is odd when a moment before he viewed the suggestion of returning it as a test, as if it was the most clearly unthinkable thing to do in both his and K’anpo’s opinions.

 

Assuming the Doctor’s just wrong about K’anpo’s intent, or that I’ve misread the implication of the ‘test’, that still doesn’t explain why returning it is the solution. There’s no hint that anyone knows he’s wrong to predict that giving the Great One the crystal will firm up the spiders’ tyrannical rule on Metebelis Three and allow them to extend it to other worlds.

 

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In this case, the novelisation has made murky something that was, if not quite clear, clearer on TV. Paul Cornell seizes on the Doctor’s ‘greed for knowledge’ (a line absent from the book) to read the Doctor’s demise as a verdict on this incarnation’s ego. Phil Sandifer concurs, citing the same line and the same Pertwee tics as evidence that his ego’s the problem, and explains the ‘worst fear’ through the scene where the Great One makes the Doctor ‘march like a puppet on a string’ (a sequence absent from the book).

 

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Where does this leave the book-reader trying to fathom why it is the right move to give the Great One the crystal? There are still hints that it’s about greed and ego. The crystal seems to exert some power over the owner – Tommy for example seems loathe to give it up once it gets to work on his mind – and the suggestion might be that the Doctor has fallen to some similar selfish instinct. Willingly relinquishing his ownership sets him free. Thing is, far from being possessive, the Doctor ‘never really investigated [the crystal] properly’ and then fobbed it off on Jo.

 

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Which leaves ego. Maybe that failure to properly engage with the crystal is the important point, a sign that the Doctor has become intellectually lazy, too old and set in his ways. Going back to the moment when he decides to return the crystal, it’s shortly preceded by K’anpo describing ‘The moment of death’ as ‘The moment I have been waiting for’. As a Time Lord, it is not actual death K’anpo embraces but regeneration, the act of becoming ‘a new man’, and the Doctor’s unwillingness to give up his current self is the problem. Unfortunately, the Doctor is very much not on a journey to renew himself; Dicks makes a point of emphasising how much he holds on to his old self even in his last moments: ‘the Doctor’s scientific curiosity […] had been a dominant characteristic all his life and it did not abandon him at the end’. Yes, he does willingly walk into a fatal situation, die and become a new man but he’s not in any way striving to become that new man.

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drwhonovels talks about how the novelisations could vary from the TV episodes because they were based on ‘pre-rehearsal scripts’ and it might be simply that, where other adaptations have gained, Doctor Who and the Planet of the Spiders is just based on one too early a draft. However, the themes Cornell and Sandifer identified are well-defined here, they’re just not focused on the Doctor.

 

The dangers of greed, not exactly for knowledge but for mental capacity, are outlined right at the start when Clegg, appalled at the Brigadier’s suggestion he should use his powers in his show, bemoans that it would cause him to ‘lose [his] sanity’ and he sees that as ‘a poor exchange’. This trade-off is exactly the trap into which the Great One is later seen to have fallen, her ‘powers’ and ‘towering intelligence’ leaving her mad. And as her greed to be ‘Ruler of the entire Universe’ ultimately leads her to ‘explode [her] mind’, so does her ego, unable to heed the Doctor’s warning because she can ‘do no wrong’.

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Lupton shares this arrogance. His ambition led him to ignore ‘the warnings’ around ‘the Rituals of Power’ and his self-belief eventually leads him to lose ‘all sense of self-preservation’, overestimating his position until he, like the Great One, is reduced to nothing but babble followed by an avoidable death. Pleasingly, his desire for power is rather more sympathetic than hers – discarded by his firm after 25 years and then flattened by his former employers when he sought to manage on his own. But this simply serves to highlight how he will not accept another, better path, instead returning first to the job he’d lost and, after that failed, to the people who ‘broke’ him.

 

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In this, he’s contrasted with Tommy, reborn by the crystal and now with a mind ‘as new and fresh as a child’s’, and Mike Yates, who is looking to rebuild himself after the personal and professional crisis of ‘Invasion of the Dinosaurs’. Both sought ‘peace of mind’ rather than ‘power’ and both ‘protected’ from the spiders’ blue crystal-derived power. Meanwhile Lupton is destroyed by it, ‘a shattered lump’. His repeated refusal to be reborn leads him to be figuratively consumed by ‘hatred and bitterness’.

 

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There are even hints of these themes on Metebelis Three. The spiders are religious in their deference to the Great One, indeed Lupton even labels them ‘superstitious’, so much so that they basically surrender to the Doctor when he’s at their mercy. This allows him to return the crystal and destroys them. The elders of the human-descendants, meanwhile, at least if Sabor is anything to go by, resist such deference. He recognises that his age and experience has strangled his capacity to bring change and sees his people’s ‘only hope’ in his son. To be fair, it does sound like his son is already effectively leader anyway but then the same was true of the queens of the spiders and they still submitted to the will of the Great One.

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It seems unlikely to me that whatever scripts Dicks was working from were sufficiently developed to have all these parallels with the Doctor’s spiritual journey but too underdeveloped to actually feature the Doctor’s spiritual journey. That would almost suggest that, for Pertwee’s final tale, Sloman accidentally came up with a script that was all about the need to cast the self off and submit to rebirth and then saw the opportunity to tie the dying Doctor into those themes only come the third or fourth draft.

 

Which means, to an extent at least, Dicks has chosen to discard the lines and scenes Cornell and Sandifer cite. Why? I guess it’s possible he thought they were a bit too on the nose and he seized the chance to tune down Letts’s pursuit of thematic resonance and character development. It could be that he dislikes the idea of articulating any criticism of the Pertwee Doctor for fear it’ll rub off on all the other Doctors, especially in an out-of-sequence prose adaptation. Perhaps more plausibly, he could have viewed the strength of those lines and scenes as lying in Pertwee’s performance and not seen the point in reproducing them on the page.

 

A more interesting take would be to go back to the assumption I opened with here, coming off the back of a tenuous reading of Doctor Who and the Terror of the Autons. What if Dicks is just sticking the knife into Pertwee’s Doctor? The novelisation keeps all the ways that the TV episodes stress the need for rebirth bar the Doctor’s own appreciation of the fact. Understanding, that’s for the next guy. Instead, Pertwee resolutely remains himself to the end. Maybe that is more dignified but it looks more like a man who’s clung on too long and been left behind by his surroundings.

 

Or maybe Dicks just did think reproducing the entire multi-vehicle chase in prose was more important.

I’ve got a feeling I’m about to be faced with the worst threat, the greatest danger, of my entire life

 

A man’s dead, and I’m responsible. The least I can do is find out what happened, and why

 

He decided that he did not particularly want to spend whatever time was left to him in watching the Great One die. He turned and stumbled away

 

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“What is it that you most fear?” The Doctor looked at him despairingly. “There is no other way?” “None.” The Doctor heaved a sigh, seeming to accept some fate that was inevitable, but far from pleasant. “Very well. Give me the crystal.” Sarah looked from one to the other in anguish. “What is happening, Doctor? What are you planning to do?” The Doctor looked at her in surprise. “The only thing I can do. I started all this trouble by taking the crystal. Now I must set things right by returning it to the cave of the Great One”

 

“I think it’s the last piece in the jigsaw of their power.” “Then perhaps they should have it,” said the Abbot. The Doctor knew that the suggestion was made only to test his response

 

I’ve seen how they rule on Metebelis Three. Something tells me that if they get their hands on the crystal, nothing will stop them from taking over the Earth

 

‘'The Doctor's ego is... out of control,' observed Paul Cornell in DWB No. 88, dated April 1991, 'ignoring Sarah, getting Professor Clegg killed in his dilettante psychic experiments ("my greed for knowledge"), and basically displaying all the paternalistic traits that so annoy modern viewers. That he is to be criticised for this, and killed for it, is surely a huge testament to Letts' helmsmanship of the show. The Doctor's disquiet before K'anpo is a revealing moment that shows that even he has a monkey (or a spider) on his back. Even the Doctor must submit to his own principles.'’

Paul Cornell, DWB No88 (April 1991); quoted from http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/episodeguide/planetofspiders/detail.shtml

 

‘in the sixth episode the Doctor accepts that his greed for knowledge caused all of this and thus that he must face his worst fear in resolving all of it’

http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/be-childish-sometimes-planet-of-the-spiders/

 

‘The Doctor doesn't just visit the cave of the Great One, he brings all of the trappings of who he is and who he has been for the past five years to the cave, laying down all of himself. In order to face Choronzon and have his ego forever shattered he must first recognize and pick up all of the parts of his ego’

http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/be-childish-sometimes-planet-of-the-spiders/

 

‘And so the Doctor faces his fear, and goes to confront the Great One - a terrible monster who can bend his will - who can finally mentally dominate him and make him cry in agony as she forces his broken body to march like a puppet on a string’

http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/be-childish-sometimes-planet-of-the-spiders/

 

He wanted to find Yates and ask his advice. But suppose Yates said he must give up the crystal

 

He’d taken the crystal from Metebelis to study it, having searched carefully for a jewel with exactly the right characteristics. But although he had sometimes made use of the crystal’s strange powers, he had never really investigated it properly. On a sudden impulse, he had given it to Jo Grant for her wedding present, she had taken it to South America, and then he’d forgotten all about it

 

“But now the moment approaches.” “What moment?” asked Sarah. “The moment of death,” said the old man placidly. “The moment I have been waiting for”

 

The Doctor retreated. He suspected that she was telling the truth: that here in this amazing cave the vibrations of the blue crystals were so concentrated that they destroyed both body and mind

 

It’s only after regeneration he will change: ‘He will be a new man!

 

Even in such an extreme situation, the Doctor’s scientific curiosity was still strong. It had been a dominant characteristic all his life and it did not abandon him at the end

 

‘books were often written from pre-rehearsal scripts, rather than from the final televised product or even shooting scripts.  There are many books that contain more scenes, and more and better dialogue, than their TV counterparts.  This is one of them’

https://drwhonovels.wordpress.com/2017/03/06/planet-of-the-buddhists/#more-5130

 

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And lose my sanity? It would be a poor exchange

 

Whatever powers, whatever towering intelligence the Great One had attained, the price had been too high. The Great One was mad

 

You’re trying to increase your mental powers to infinity!” “Exactly. I shall be the Ruler of the entire Universe”

 

If you complete that circuit, the energy will build up and up until you can no longer contain it. You will literally destroy yourself. You will explode your mind!

 

“Why have you come?” she asked. “Why have you destroyed yourself?” “I want to make you see that what you plan to do is wrong.” “I am the Great One. I can do no wrong”

 

The forbidden books that he had stolen from Cho-Je’s library had warned that misuse of the Rituals of Power could summon up demons. In his eagerness for wealth and success, he had ignored the warnings

 

Lupton should have seen that his usefulness, never very great, was now over. His life hung by a thread as fine as a Spider’s web. Lost to all sense of self-preservation, he ranted on

 

Lupton babbled on, but his voice was drowned by the chanting of the Council

 

“Picture me: bright young salesman, sales manager, finally sales director. I gave them twenty-five years of my life. Then the take-over boys moved in. Golden handshake for poor old Lupton. So – I set up on my own. You know what happened? The big boys broke me. Very efficiently, too. I’m still looking for some of the bits” […] Barnes said, puzzled, “So you came here to seek peace of mind?” Lupton roared with laughter. “I came here for power! I want to see them grovelling to me. I want to see them eating dirt”

 

“His courage and compassion protected him,” said the Abbot. “You too, my son,” he added, turning to Tommy. “Your mind was as new and fresh as a child’s! Innocence was your shield. That is why the evil of the Spiders’ minds could not destroy you”

 

All the hatred and bitterness of their defeat was poured out upon him’ – alright, it’s not his own hatred and bitterness but the spiders are symbolic of spiritual corruption (‘We are all apt to surrender ourself to domination. Not all spiders are on the back’) and Lupton seems to work in perfect sync with his own spider of his own complete volition. The ‘hatred and bitterness’ they pour on him his a reflection of his own turmoil. And then they literally consume him: ‘it dropped to the ground, a shattered lump. The Queen spoke. “This two-legs can do us a last service, my sisters. Let us feast on our favourite food once more before the end”

 

“The Great One is all seeing.” “The Great One is all knowing.” “The Great One is all powerful.” The Spider Queen said, “You have beaten us, Doctor. It is good that you will die. Go!”’  - That does surely basically make her God. They’re chanting and it’s a trinity of aspects.

 

You fools! Stupid, cowardly, superstitious fools!

 

And Sabor himself is a right old downer. Once captured by the spiders, he just accepts his fate – ‘Sabor hung passively in his cocoon’ – and discourages others from any hope while he’s at it – ‘Old Sabor looked on sadly. “It is no use, my child”’ and ‘Sabor watched him gloomily. “I tell you it’s impossible”’. It’s so bad, the Doctor eventually has to have a word: ‘Much as I admire your stoic acceptance... of the inevitable... Sabor old chap... I do wish you’d be quiet

 

“Because our people need you, my son,” said the old man gently. “They trust you and listen to you. You are our only hope.” Before anyone could stop him, the old man had slipped out of the door

Dicksisms

The familiar groaning noise filled the air and the old blue police box shimmered and disappeared’ and ‘A wheezing, groaning sound filled the laboratory

 

The Indian porters’ – can you use Indian to refer to indigenous South Americans?

 

almost child-like’ – one last dig at Jo

 

Perhaps it was something to do with being Welsh, she thought. After that, other languages must seem simple’ – and, in one fell swoop, all Hulke’s attempts to restore Welsh dignity are defeated

 

The Doctor spared a moment from his pursuit of Lupton to appreciate the hovercraft: nice, nippy little thing, a pleasure to drive’ – Not my words, the words of Top Gear magazine!

 

The Doctor swung the little hovercraft up the bank, across the road, over a field (and, quite without realising it, over a very astonished sleeping tramp)’ – What is the Pertwee era obsession with rural tramps??

 

Their minds linked in some mystic way to hers, they died as she died’ – That’s just a shrug. Even just replacing 'some' with 'a' would give it a bit of weight

Height Attack!!

The Great One is ‘the most enormous Spider the Doctor had ever seen, larger by a hundred times than her sisters who ruled the planet’ - And remember, the Queen Spider is already ‘a huge Spider

Are You Sitting Comfortably..?

Even the Doctor didn’t realise that his interest in Professor Clegg was to be the prelude to the most dangerous adventure of his life

 

If the Brigadier had any doubts about Clegg’s powers, they were finally disposed of in the next few minutes

‘A woman journalist!’

Miscellania

UNIT was a semi-secret organisation’ - it's about time they acknowledged that semi

 

“Land squids with great hairy tentacles,” the Doctor said. “Giant snakes, an eagle the size of a house... but no spiders. In fact, no really intelligent life at all”’ – I don’t think Terry’s read Doctor Who and the Green Death

 

The blue crystals magnify the power of the mind. Now, since most things have their opposites, I was looking for a stone which deadened it’ – doesn’t this have side-effects, like shrinking the mental abilities of the wearers? Is that the point?

 

He knew there was no gentle way of breaking the grip of the terror that had held Metebelis for so long. But, as always, the taking of life saddened and sickened him

 

Time Lords: ‘K’anpo nodded. “But the discipline they imposed was not for me.” “Or me,” said the Doctor. “We both had to get away”

 

First prose regeneration?: ‘the body of K’anpo began to glow with a golden light. His features blurred and swam, and then seemed to settle into those of Cho-Je. The glow faded and now Cho-Je sat in the chair, beaming at them

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